This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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