Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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