i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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