Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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