yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
