john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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