You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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