There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I think I sprained my soul last night
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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