people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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