I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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