Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i believe in u and ur pee
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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