the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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