It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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