so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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