The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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