I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
