Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Randomize
