I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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