...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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