I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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