In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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