But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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