yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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