Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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