at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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