Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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