i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
FUCK WHALES
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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