I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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