My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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