You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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