Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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