That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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