He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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