YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
