Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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