What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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