Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
