I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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