you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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