Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
