You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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