Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just want to make out with him forever
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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