I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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