Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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