i just wanna soil my oats bro
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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