So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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