I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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