Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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