It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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