stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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