I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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