careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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You. Win. At. Life.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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