The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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